Fireants

Those evil little things will not die! We spray (okay, Hazen sprays), we find their evil little hideouts, we clean the whole flipping house top to bottom, and two days later, we're getting bit again. They're sneaky and evil--at least they haven't started coming in the bedroom window again (THAT was a fun morning--poor Hazen). I was in the bathroom (as I usually am) and noticed one little ant on the floor. Okay, one. I can keep an eye on one. But then out of nowhere comes another--so two. A little trickier, but I can still make sure they're not attacking me. Then suddenly, there are 5. Now I can just feel them crawling on me and I totally have the heebie jeebies. I'm so sick of getting bit! And these little things are EVIL. They don't just crawl on you like a normal ant, oh no! They find a spot and they ATTACH causing pain until you're finally able to find the jerk and kill it. I had one crawl up my pant leg and settle in the back of the knee. I kept telling Hazen I thought I was getting bit and he kept telling me it was impossible. I had to pry the thing off of me.
I hate them.